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Thursday, 17 January 2013

Golden Raspberry Awards 2013 Noms Part 2

Posted on 12:29 by Unknown

WORST ACTOR
• Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance/Seeking Justice: How did it get burned? Man, Nic Cage, you really need to get another agent or stop taking movies with supernatural elements. I know you're a fan of these type of movies, but stop. Has Cage had good movie in the last five years? At this point, they need to stop making Punishier movies and Ghost Rider movies.
• Eddie Murphy, A Thousand Words: Yes, I saw this one and they should have kept it on the shelf. Eddie, like always, looks completely bored in every scene. I will give him credit for the scene with his mother at the end of the movie, that was a heart-felt moment. However, the rest of the movie is just plain horrible. Murphy is extremely bad.
• Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2: Why does Pattinson always have this strange expression on his face like he has just swallowed a bug? Method acting?
• Tyler Perry, Alex Cross/Good Deeds: Everyone attacked the performance from Perry in the Cross reboot. They were banking on the reboot being a new franchise. Nope, it didn't happen>
• Adam Sandler, That's My Boy: Come on, he has to win this one. Following all the movies he done over the years,
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
• Jessica Biel: Playing for Keeps/Total Recall: Biel is hot, but she's been in some real stinkers. Wasn't she in Stealth?
• Brooklyn Decker: Battleship/What to Expect When You're Expecting
• Ashley Greene: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
• Jennifer Lopez: What to Expect When You're Expecting: Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got. She's just Jenny from the block.
• Rihanna: Battleship: Now, I heard that she was really terrible in the movie. I can't bring myself around to renting this movie.
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
• David Hasselhoff, Piranha 3D: Hopefully, the Hoff train has ended its run. When he got wind of the fact people were making fun of him, he started getting in on the joke and showing up in everything as himself. How many appearances has he done as The Hoff? It is really getting old now. If he wins, he'll probably show up to receive his award.
• Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
• Liam Neeson, Battleship/Wrath of the Titans: He's been in a lot of movies this years.
• Nick Swardson, That's My Boy: Yeah, I am tired of this guy too.
• Vanilla Ice, That's My Boy: Well, at least he isn't on some dumb reality show.




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