Final Placement: Shine (This might be the worst song ever) ~ JohnPizzabetteringredients

Final Placement: Shine (This might be the worst song ever)

Before Rebecca Black, there was Final Placement. Back in 2010, it stunk up the place.

This is probably the worst song ever written and created. And, I’ve seen a lot of shitty videos over the years. Final Placement is Christian “rock band”. FP is the afterbirth of Creed and DC Talk with those Arc Music songs.

Somewhere all these guys listened to the entire finished product and thought, “Now, this sounds good! The whole world needs to listen to this."

And the best part is the guitar solo. It is in a different key, so it makes it sound strange and out of place. Here it is in all its glory. I like that the guitar guy really gets into the solo and is owning its shitty nature.

I mean look at his face. He is proud.

The story gets even funnier. After the Internet caught wind of this shitty song and it a meme, the band realized they were the joke. So, they got all butt hurt and went out and tried to remove all videos posted about and on their infamous song. It is really hard to find much on this band via videos because they keep removing anything about them.

-Right from the beginning, the camera guy can’t keep a straight shot with the sunset/rising.

-The drummer looks completely bored.

-The lead singer doesn’t even bother lip-syncing to his own lyrics.

-The kick-dancing is very lame.

-The train is going off the tracks and they show a Union Pacific train. Great direction there, FB.

-No Chicks: Because this is a Christian group, you’re not going to see hot chicks bouncing around and licking lollipops. But, this is ridiculous.

Like I said before, most of the videos on Shine have been deleted due to copyright claims, but there are a few that slipped through the cracks (Butt cracks). But, there is a video out there that teaches you how to play that “wonderful” solo.