Buxom Bandit: Please rob me?

Buxom Bandit: Please rob me?

"That's not a knife, these are boobs"

I was going to write about this story a few days ago. The Young Turks brought it up again.

However, I didn't know that the Buxom Bandit flashed her “cold cuts”.  The cashier threw cigarettes at her in response.  As far as mating rituals go, I don't think that's the proper response to a woman flashing you.  Neither is it the correct response when someone robs you, throwing products that are very soft and costly.  (I'm not talking about her fake boobs either.)

From the Huffington Post, ((Security footage of a voluptuous blonde in a low-cut top robbing a gas station probably made the unidentified suspect one 
of the country's "most wanted" criminals. Now, Tonee Walker has turned herself in, claiming to be that thief.))

Look after seeing a bunch of fat guys wanting a pack of cigarettes or big gulps, this was probably a treat for him.  The only that would have made it better would have been a cameo by Steven Seagal.  

Looking at the picture, I thought she looked like that chick with the Dragons from Game of Thrones...from a far, but less hotter. Naturally, she has a facebook page. And it says, “Worked at Self Employed”, as in robbing stores.

I think the guy at TYT is right. She is doing this to get a deal of some sort. Look at her FB profile picture. And, her FB page is still public...hmm. It just seems a little stupid to do this in order to get famous.  Then again, a certain talent-less woman made a sex tape in order to get a reality show and date rappers and NBA players. 

That's not a normal profile picture.  They're usually of a person in front of a mirror with a camera flash with poor lighting, or a stupid "duck face".   This picture looks like a casting photo (head shots)