New Old Spice Ads

Old Spice Ads

Man, I love these things. Here are a couple of the newer ads being released on the OS channel.

Baby

WTF? The mouse and the waffle iron talk. Then, there is that baby. Did Terry just create a baby out of thin air? Does he have that power?

Coma

I am not sure where Terry came from or that bottle.

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The Amazing Atheist p'wns “The Thaw”

The Amazing Atheist p'wns “The Thaw”

Pretty much everything AA says owns this Thaw video. If this what High School has to offer, we are in trouble.

You can watch this rather funny video (unintended) here.

It should be noted someone cut off the comments to the video. (Why are you not letting people post comments?) Also, you can't rate this video either.

When I first read the title, I thought they were talking about the Voyager episode by the same name, which it is a good episode too.

-The shitty music

-The strange edits

-The stilted speech patterns

Why hasn't anyone made a YouTube Poop video?

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Marvel's Agents of Shield

Marvel's Agents of Shield

Why is this and (24) the only shows I am looking forward next season? I love the fact that this tied directly into the Marvel movie universe. Could this show give Network TV a shot in the arm? Probably, but I still think these Networks are doomed.

As long as they have strong plots and good character development, I will watch this show. If they decide to take the CSI or L&O style, I'm not going to even bother.

-He lives: I was a little confused about seeing Agent Coulson show up as a series regular given that he died in The Avengers. We can chalk this up to Super Hero logic. How many characters have died only to come back later? I always liked his character in the movies because he felt like a every man guy.

-Luke Cage?: Well at least it isn't Nic Cage. Right? I am not sure if this is Luke Cage or not. He's the guy jumping from the building.

-Heroes II?: After watching that trailer, I am getting the vibe of Heroes (first season) with this show. I kind of hope so. Here's hoping that they can keep the show on track unlike Heroes during the second season.

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David Hayter: Reprising his role for Metal Gear Solid V? Maybe or Maybe not

David Hayter: Reprising his role for Metal Gear Solid V?  Maybe or Maybe not

I love the way Kojimahas been playing us with false viral marketing and other things. First he dropped the main title from The Phantom Pain and re-cut the trailer in a completely different manner. It looked like a horror type game in the same style as Silent Hill.  Of course,  people already figured it out it was a MGS game.

Then news came out, on April 1 , that David Hayter wasn't going to return for MGS V. The whole gaming world paused for a moment and got angry. Hayter is Snake. He's been the character since MGS 1. I can't see anyone else playing the role. Strangely enough, the video above was posted from a guy named Onigawara V.

Check out the video below. 

Then Hayter stated he wasn't trolling. And, he claims he was let go by Konami.

I'm still not buying this, Hayter. The whole, “they didn't pay for dinner” bit sold me on that he's in on the joke.  However, his tone did seem really down when talking about it though.  

If he is telling the truth, I am going to be highly pissed off if Hayter isn't in the game in some manner.  

When I find out more information  I'll let you know.  

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24 the series is returning to Fox

24 the series is returning to Fox

Do you remember all those false starts with talk of a 24 movie after the series ended? Well, I guess it is better to keep the network afloat instead. Despite losing interest in the show after around 3-4 seasons, I am actually looking forward to this (restart). We know that this is just another attempt to get people back to watching network TV, but I am down with a shorter version of the show.

I've changed my mind on the movie subject though.  I still think a movie could work as a compressed 2 hour event.  Jack has to save someone in 2 hours...in real time.  It could work.  

From Huffington Post.com, ((Sutherland is set to reprise his starring role as Jack Bauer, which he played for eight seasons from 2001-2010. Fox just canceled Sutherland's drama "Touch," which ran for two seasons, making way for a "24" return.))

It was pretty nice of Fox to give him another show after “firing” him. 

From Huffington Post, ((Fox Entertainment Chairman Kevin Reilly confirmed the "24" return on a press call Monday morning. "'24' compressed over twelve weeks. Jack is back," Reilly said.))

I guess we can call the show 12 instead of 24. I am fine seeing a miniseries, but eight seasons of full episodes were enough for that series. I guess we'll see strange plot twists that don't make sense and a lot of Jack yelling, “Put the gun down!” and “Damn it!”

I loved the show, but some of the twists were a little silly. However, seeing him kill a bunch of bad guys will be cool again.

And, please keep his daughter out of the show.

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Random Things

Random Things

~I've been reading the spoilers from Star Trek Into Darkness: I've been impressed with some of the lore they've incorporated into the reboot/alt-time line. I really like the DS9 connection. I am someone that has no problem reading or hearing spoilers. I really don't see why people get upset with being spoiled. Maybe it is because I am sort of detached due to being a writer.

~Wolverine done in 70s style: It is looking like X-Men: Days of Future Past is shaping up to be a nice movie. I guess Wolverine will show up in this movie plus his own movie. I am really looking forward to these two movies in the X-Men universe.

~About that Brave Princess makeover: I can see why people are a little upset over the makeover. Hollywood has been skinny-ing up women for a long time. Didn't they slim-down J-Lo's butt for a poster in one of her movies? I didn't bother watching Brave. I also didn't know that one director was fired before bringing in a new one. You can actually see a bit of Brenda Chapman in the design of Merida. The kicker is Chapman left Pixar and went to Lucasfilms and now that has come under the Disney banner too. Crap.

~Crazy or dumb? Woman gets arrested on a plane for singing badly. You have to give her credit for singing after getting handcuffed.  

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Maxim's Hot List (2013)

Maxim's Hot List (2013)

Okay, she may be stupid for getting back with Sir Beats A Lot, but she is very hot. IMO

I usually don't like their choices on the list, but this time around they have some interesting names on the list. And, I agree with a lot of them. However, their number one is confusing and downright wrong.

Miley Cyrusis their number one. 

What in Thor's hammer made them pick her? There is nothing attractive about this woman. She beat the likes of Olivia Wilde, Johansson, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Vanessa Hudgens, Upton, JLH, Jennifer Lawrence and Gomez. All of these women are way hotter than Cyrus. Heck, Cyrus shouldn't even be on the list. Did her people force her to be number one at knife-point? Does anyone even find her sexy or hot?

Below are a few others worth noting...

Another confusing one isElisha Cuthbertand she is number 10. I find Cuthbert cute, but what has she been in recently?

Christina Hendricksis 22: This fine lady should be much higher on the list. I am sorry.  Hendricks, call me.  

Taylor Swift: Wow, and I thought Cyrus was a bad choice. I guess it is only fitting that she is posted at number 13. She is as plain as they come. You will never ever...be number one.  

Cameron Diaz: Really? Is this the late 90s or the mid 2000s? Nope. I really didn't find her that attractive back then either.

This is also the ending to The Sopranos.  

I will give them credit for making Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend make the “69” position. Very funny, actually. I don't think most of the women on the list would want to be in that “position”.

Ke$ha: Really, Maxim? Again, why is she on the list?  I didn't even bother finding a picture of her.  

Wait, Zooey Deschaneland Katy Perryare both on this list. Now I am confused. Aren't they the same person, just from different universes?  

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