The Hobbit score is online (fully)

The Hobbit score is online (fully)

You can check it out here. The only downside is that you can't jump tracks or move it forward.  Don't pause it either. You have to listen to it straight through. It is good to hear Howard Shore's music again from Middle Earth.

Most of the Hobbit themes from the Fellowship of the Ring show up here. However, there are some nice new themes I'm currently hearing right now. Yes, I am listening to this track as I type this. It sounds very cool.  

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Nicole Westbrook: It’s Thanksgiving

I never wake up this happy.

Nicole Westbrook: It’s Thanksgiving

From the ashes of Rebecca Black, we have a new horrible song to burn.  This time we get a 12-year-old girl singing a stupid song about Thanksgiving.  And, we can thank former/not former Arc Music Factory guy Patrice and his new site  for this mess. 

It seems strange to center a song around one of the more mundane holidays because I don’t see people pumping this up in a club in the middle of July.  It has a short shelf life, where Friday can be played any time. 

You also have to love how Patrice (the rapper dude) sort of pops his head into frame being all creepy and shit.  Why is he hanging out with a bunch of pre-teens?  And, it gets worst when he shows up with a damn turkey suit on.  Did I mention he has the turkey suit on during the 4^th of July too?  What? 

Throw in bland lyrics with the poorly constructed techno beat and you have another bad music video and song.   I am just perplexed about Thanksgiving and her attachment to the holiday. 

This song is like serving a freshly squeezed turd for dinner at Thanksgiving.  Thank you.

Notes

-First thing, where are her parents?  Isn’t Thanksgiving about spending time with your actual family?  The music video implies that she made all the dishes.  Why is she living alone when she’s only 12?  Why is she spending it with a bunch of her friends and a grown black man in a turkey suit?  Does any of this make sense?

-Can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful:  Shut the F’ up. 

-She’s marking the days till Thanksgiving.  She must really be into this holiday about a bunch of people wearing belt buckles on their shoes and had to have the Native Americans bail them out.  I always say to never trust anyone that wears belt buckles on their shoes.  

-Patrice Wilson, thank you for telling me what month each holiday is on.  I had totally forgotten about that.  And, thank you for the really bad green screen fireworks. 

-I love the reaction from the black girl when Nicole starts rapping. 

 Oppa, Turkey Style!  

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 Superman:  Funny, I've never seen turkey eat turkey before. 

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 The Food is made of real people I tell ya.  People!

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 Solid Snake has nothing on Patrice.  He can sneak into any random party even when you didn't invite him.  

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 Roasting Parents:  Well, we now know what happened to her parents.  She made them pay for "not understanding, because parents just don't understand".  

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 Billy:  "This is made from a man's heart.  He watched as I ripped it from his chest and roasted into this flavorful dish."

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Denise Helms: Really hates Obama…

Denise Helms:  Really hates Obama…

Such a delightful woman…I love the fact she doesn’t get why people are offend by her comments.  Hey, Denise, calling Obama the N-word is just plain stupid.  This man worked his ass off to get where he’s at, you reduce him to the n-word.  Then the assassination thing is way out of line. 

Because of her newfound fame, she ended up losing her job as manager of a Cold Stone Creamery store. From Huffington Post, ((@poojababyy This employee is no longer w/the company. Her comments are outrageous, completely unacceptable & in no way reflect our views. ))

Time for one of those "hand outs" from the government, Helms.  

I love the fact that she still doesn't get it.

What this election does show is the downright mean spirited nature of some of these people.  They don’t hate him because of his policies, but because of his race.  They can’t see pass that fact.  And, it is a sad thing.  I hated President Bush, but I didn’t call him anything racist because he was white.  

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Uh, is this real?

I saw this ad picture on some friends Facebook Page and it caught my eye...so to speak. There is so much implied. I as liberal as it comes toward sex and the porn business. How, please tell me this is just some jerkoff photo-shopping this.

Yes, it is clearly implying that the woman with no pants is giving a BJ to the said guy with the Nike shoes. Or she forgot her pants and was looking for her car keys in his underwear. Oh, and she at least had to good sense to wear a good pair of shoes...and underwear.

As I said before, selling the notion of sex with clothing seems a bit counter to me. Remember those American Apparel ads with the pornstars?

 Look I like seeing pornstars going mainstream is fine (Probably using stream isn't a good word for it)

  And, yes I know the names of both of these fine upstanding women too.  

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Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (Very racist)

Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (Very racist)

Yes, I agree this is very bad and racist. It is clearly a product of its time, but still painful to watch. I can't believe they could cram so much racism into a 7 min film. It should be noted that this short is part of the famous (infamous) Censored Eleven. They are a collection of racist shorts that WB is ashamed of showing ever. This one is certainly fits that grouping.

So, is this as racist as the scene from Dumbo with the jive-talking crows? I am not 100% sure the crow scene from Dumbo is that racist. But, that's for another post. But, yeah this short is far worst. It shows its age by making “So White”, the hero, a slut. She goes around shaking her ass and actually has sex with groups of men. Often during this time period, black women were viewed as being loose. And, this cartoon displays that hurtful attitude.

There are those that defend the movie on the merits of its animation, which was considered groundbreaking at the time, but we can't look pass the downright meanness of the portrayal of black people in this piece.

Here's the full “short”. Beware, it is very racist.

What makes this racist?

-The red juicy lips on all the black people.

-The over the top “black”

-Gold/dice teeth. WTF?

-They even threw in some racist remarks to the Japanese. Wow, just wow.

Notes

-Snow White is basically a slut. She clearly has a gangbang with all the Murder Inc guys! I can't believe they got away with that one in the 40s.

-Snow White ate the apple whole. What the f'?

-Why did the Prince turn into an old man?   

Really, WB?  Really?  

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Killer Volleyball Spike

Killer Volleyball Spike

I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.

I want this girl on my team regardless of the game. What is she playing, Mortal Kombat Volleyball? I mean she spiked the ball so hard that it took out two f'ing people. Yeah, that girl is out cold, but the little kid running on the sideline got up like a champ and kept running. He probably pooped his pants, but still.  It takes skills to take a hit like that, poop your pants and run away like a boss.  

So, yeah the girl that received the super saiyan hit is doing okay. From Yahoo Sports, ((Luckily, Prep Rally can report that the player that was struck by the ball is also fine. Her coach, David Pieart, confirmed via email that she didn't suffer a broken nose, concussion or any other serious malady, though there was some bleeding from her impact with the floor.))

And, probably a bit of her pride was shattered that day.

Now about that kid that got the secondary strike...

From Yahoo Sports, ((Whether that run was brought on by embarrassment, hunger or a desperate search for a toilet we may never know, but it added to the entire incident's humor regardless.))

After that hit, he was probably going to hit all three.

She's just taking a nap.  Let her rest.  

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We Like Pizza

We Like Pizza

It has all the “winning” elements.

-Auto-Tune: Yep, and very bad too.

-Throw in a fat kid in a “we like pizza” song. He probably likes it a little more.

-Strangely dressed kids: Check. This actually makes me a bit uncomfortable.

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