Hannah Sabata: Worst Bank Robber Ever…

Hannah Sabata:  Worst Bank Robber Ever…

Sabata decided it would be a good idea to rob a bank and steal a car.  Okay, fine.  She did posted a video on YouTube bragging about robbing the bank and actually showing the money.  Did I also mention she showed her face the whole time too?  Naturally, she found herself being arrested. 

From The Huffington Post, ((In the YouTube video, titled "Chick bank robber," Sabata uses captions and a large notepad to gloat about stealing a "shiny new" Pontiac Grand Am. She states she robbed a bank "with a gun, a pillow case, and a note."))

I mean how stupid can one person be? I understand people want to become viral at all cost, but this is one leap beyond stupid. People do use twitter and FB to upgrade their criminal activities, but posting a video just seems extremely dumb. The whole point of an-after-robbery is to be quiet about it. Didn't anyone learn anything from Goodfellas?

Great detective work there, police officers.  She posted the video online and showed the evidence  . Sherlock, you are not.  

Oh, and the reason for robbing the bank? She wanted to pay off student loans and shopping sprees. Where you're going, you don't have to worry about either one of those.

Sadly, I can't make fun of her too much, because she is a screwed up person and probably wanted to get caught on some level.

Here's the complete and boring video of her bragging about it.

Can one perform a "Duck Face" in a mugshot?  Check!

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Random Things

Random Things

~Kim Kardashian being paid to “Like” Bahrain: Of course, she gets paid to write stupid things about products and places on Twitter.  People even pay famous people to be seen with their products, such as Starbucks. It is a new world we live in where simple ads don't work anymore.  Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?  

~Here's a funny video explaining the strangeness of Star Trek and TNG. While they have some good points, like no money, but they leave out DS9.  DS9 pretty much deconstructs the Gene Roddenberry idea of the Trek world. And, those early TNG seasons were so entrenched in the Roddenberry idea that I think it harmed the show. It wasn't until the studio moved him out of the show-running and brought in Michael Piller.  And, DS9 was the end product of taking apart the concept of the Federation.  

~Watching Mass Effect 3: While the graphics are much better, I still like the shades of gray to the Mass Effect 2 characters more. Sure, they make neat cameos in part 3, but they were a darker bunch. In ME3, They also have an open gay side human character. In the ME universe, gay marriage is legal, and it makes sense given we're heading in that direction anyway.

~A-Team Season 5: Wow, they completely changed the format of the show in its last season. When the ratings really started to dip, they changed the premise of the show to something like Mission Impossible. I've been watching the last season of the show, and it is interesting that they are no longer mercs, but now secret government agents working for a shady guy (General Hunt Stockwell ). They go around the world completing missions just like the IMF team. It is very strange to see this show take a different turn. 

Also, they added another character to The A-Team (Frankie Santana). Santana was a FX guy that brought in explosives and other Hollywood things to the team. I actually think this worked for the show with the new character and the new premise. Check out this site for some more inside info about the A-Team. It is very good.

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Not the bees (remix)

Not the bees (remix)

Sorry I had to share this little gem.  God Bless you Nic Cage and your bad acting.  At some point, Cage just became a huge joke.  

Oh, when I was searching for this meme I found a drawing of a woman getting banged by a giant bee.  WTF.  Rule 34?  (Don't click this link if you don't want to see it!  NSFW!!!)

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Eddie Murphy is number one...in being overpaid.

Eddie Murphy is one of the most overpaid actors in the business (From Forbes)

From USA Today, ((Forbes estimates that for every $1 Murphy, 51, was paid for his past three films, they returned an average of $2.30 at the box office.))

The problem is that the studios keep giving him movies to make and to flop in. If they are Box Office flops, then they're critical bombs. Yet, the studios keep paying a lot of money to literally sleepwalk through the roles. Do I have to mention A Thousand Words?

Some others on the list...

Katherine:  "I know you. You're that guy from the Clash of the Titans movie.  Right?"

King Leonidas:  "Close enough"

-Katherine Heigl: What's funny is that Katherine Heigl is on the list as second. She bashed Knocked Up after filming it and has made far worst demeaning movies toward women than what said about Knocked Up. And, her career has been on a decline ever since leaving Grey's Anatomy. Killers and The Ugly Truth were steaming turds. One for the Money bombed. Her movies have bombed, and yet they're still trying to force her down our throats as the next big thing. She's not. Sorry, but her prime was Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and I am not making this up.

Interestingly enough, both they're careers are at the same place now.

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-Reese Witherspoon: Another woman that has complete gone down the drain. What exactly is she doing down.

-Nicolas Cage: That's a fact jack. All I have to say is, “How did it get burned?” Come on, the man has been in two Ghost Rider movies and a Drive Angry movie and they've all reeked.

-Adam Sandler: Do a little stupid voice and invite your friends over to make a bad movie over and over again.

-Sarah Jessica Parker: Really, she doesn't even do that many films.  

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James Update

James Update

-It has been a very busy week for me.  So, it has been tough to update this blog. 

-Memphis: I had to go out of town to Memphis last weekend for a family thing.  It was very busy and time consuming.  Yet, it was very warm there, so that was a plus.  We flew on those small connection flight planes, which only carry 50 people or so.  I could barely stand up on the plane and my knees hurt, as I sat there between Louisville and Memphis. 

-Bad Children/bad parents.  On the flight there, there were a group of bad children that wouldn’t shut up and kept screaming and acting out.  The mother sheepishly tried to shut them up, but it didn’t work.  Why should we have to deal with your bad children, lady? 

-The Flight Back to Louisville:  I could have sworn I saw an actress from the TV Show The Wire on the plane.  I kept looking at her and thinking, “Where have I seen her before?”  I am sure it was a young actress from that show.  The fight back was on a smaller plane, and this plane really screwed up my ears.  

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Happy Birthday Woody Allen and F' off

Happy Birthday Woody Allen and F' off

Woody as James Bond, honestly.  

Someone told me they were a fan of director Woody Allen and sneered at the sound of the a-hole's name. I hated him before the whole “I married my stepdaughter” thing. He's done 48 movies, and I found his movies to be pretentious, boring, and unfunny. People like to say he's comedic genius, but every film I've seen directed by him feels like a first draft than a final one. However, critics fall over themselves to heap praise on this guy.

It is his non-directed movies that I've found more interesting.

Now, we have to note the pink elephant in the room. Soon-Yi Previn, while not his official daughter, still seems a creepy. He actually saw her grow up.  Allen started banging the stepdaughter of the woman he was in relationship with. Is that a form of trading up or down? 

 So, how did Mia Farrow discover that Allen was messing with her daughter? From his wiki page, ((Allen and Farrow separated in 1992, after Farrow discovered nude photographs that Allen had taken of Soon-Yi, who was approximately 20 years old at the time.[101][102]In her autobiography, What Falls Away (New York: Doubleday, 1997), Farrow says that Allen admitted to a relationship with Soon-Yi. ))

eeww.  What a low piece of shit.  

Ronan Farrow, Mia's son, got into the ribbing with a friendly tweet on Father's Day. From LA Times, (("Happy father's day— or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day," Ronan tweetedSunday. ))

So, I'd like to wish this old fart a happy birthday and congratulate his wife/daughter. Oh, and go F' yourself.

Old man hair:  there is a point when a guy gets so old that he doesn't give a crap about his hair. 

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Chris Brown has a Twitter explosion or implosion.

Chris Brown has a Twitter explosion or implosion.

You have to love that someone just trolling brings down Chris Brown's twitter account. It all started with a tweet back to Brown with this one, ((I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. RT @chrisbrown: I look old as fuck! I'm only 23...))

Sure it's trolling, but it is right on the money. He is a piece of shit. Now, someone with his amount of fame should have just let it go and ignored it. All eyes are going to be on you, watching for a blow up like this one.  It is times like this when you say, "Screw it.  I am rich.  Why should I care?"  However, he called her a hoe (ho) and things went from bad to worst. It seemed to be reduced to people calling each other poopy heads, and BJs.  

((Your mom must be so proud of you. RT@chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: I should fart while ur giving me top.))

Jenny Johnson actually has responded to the whole Twitter War between her and Mr. Breezy.

She had this to say about the story, ((I've had people assume I dislike Chris Brown because I'm taking up for Rihanna, I'm not. I'm on the side of good, of equality and respect for my fellow woman. I was raised to not respect a person who doesn't respect others. And one human being physically harming another human being is one of the most disrespectful acts there is. I have never been a victim of domestic abuse, nor was I raised in a house where there was abuse. I do however, know people who have been victims of abuse by a so-called "loved one" and I've seen the long term damage it does. ))

And, I agree with her. People seem forget that Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna and choked her out, after biting her a few times. Yes, choked her out and left her there. His fans have to know that some people are going to have a problem with that. And, sweeping it under the rug as if nothing happened isn't going to help. I like when critics throw jabs at him. 

I've had my own comment wars before, but Brown's responses to the trolling have had bit of darkness to them. Of course, someone on his team probably told him to delete his account, so he did...again. I guess Twitter is like crack, because you know he'll be back making more asshole tweets at some point. Heck, this site gives Breezy 50 reasons to quit Twitter. I can think of one, it is Twitter.

Plus, we've had a few other incidents where Brown has shown his violent side.

-He tore up a dressing room on Good Morning America. Then roamed around the sidewalk in a daze.

-He got into a fight with Drake in a club.

-Now, threatening to have Miss Jones blow him via Twitter.

And, don't get me started with the fact Rihanna has taken him back. This is harsh, but this time around people won't feel as bad for her when he does lay a hand on her again. And, it will happen. Look at how he had a blowout when someone trolled him.

The other problem I have with him is that he wants people to move on from the attack on Rihanna, but people are always going to talk about it when he keeps coming back to her. Her presence by his side will be a constant reminder of that attack.  

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