I am not Nick Jonas

I am not Nick Jonas

Jim Norton (Norton!!!) goes up to a stranger and proceeds to ask them if they are Nick Jonas. I personally thought the kid looked like Shia (No No No No No) Labeouf. I mean he is a white dude with an Afro.

I'm sure that kid was like, “Hey, isn't that guy from that Cop Out movie?”

By the way, Jim is looking very slim and healthy.

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Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney.

OMG, what's wrong with your Face!!!!!

Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney.

This is probably the only endorsement Mr. Romney doesn't want and probably the only endorsement that forces him to go to the clinic.   Great she just gave the Romney campaign a STD.  There's cream for that, Mitt. Does it matter what a former pornstar says in the political field?  Isn't she hurting herself by supporting him?  

Is she melting? 

I'm sure this endorsement will go over well with the far religious right.

From Chicago Tribune,((The porn star took the stage at a San Francisco strip club last week and announced she was ready for a Romney presidency, CBS reported.

"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said as she sipped champagne. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." ))

We are at an all time low when an adult performer is “teaching” us of the highs and lows of politics. Why does this seem more like a need for attention than making a political statement? Does anyone serious in the GOP give a steaming shit? That's like me throwing my support toward that plant near the computer. It doesn't matter.

Side note, I liked Jenna back when she was a little more curvaceous in the 90s than the skinny fake botox lady of today. She was very cute back in Private Parts.

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Stage Diving: don't do it

Stage Diving: don't do it

That's something I'd never do anyway.  It takes a lot of trust in your fan base that they'll catch you and hold you up.  For me personally, I'd get nervous that someone would place their hand in a sensitive area that I don't want explored while crowd surfing.  

 I love the fact he just disappears into the crowd, then plays it off by hopping.

Maybe he was aiming at the floor? Floor diving=Win. 

Floor surfing? 

This seems wrong on so many levels.  

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The Game (1997)

The Game (1997)

What a great little film. I remember watching this movie in the theater way back in the day. I loved the dark twisted nature of the movie. It is a very cool film with a wonderful twist. It clearly has that David Fincher feel to it too.

I remember hearing a podcast about this movie, and wanting to re-watch this movie.

What kind of twisted “game” is this?

-Think of all the things this organization has to set up in order to get him to that point at the end.

-You have to suspend your disbelief in order to make this even work. Because, they would have had to set up everything. And, I mean the movie stretches all of that, but the movie is well made.

-How much was that bill for the “Game”? I am guessing in the millions.

-We all have a creepy clown thingy.

-Not to be confused with the rapper The Game.

-Michael Douglasplaying a mean business man? He plays that character in every movie doesn't he?

-The TV news person talking directly to him was pretty entertaining.  

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In Russia, police car drowns you...

In Russia, police car drowns you...

You have to love that even the other cops start laughing at them.   

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Random Stuff

Random Stuff

~For the hate of Ray J: What does Ray J do other than bang semi-famous and famous women? I know he had a hand in a pop album that pretty much sucked. So, his cousin is Snoop Dog (lion) and his sister is Brandy. How does that prove that he has talent? He was such movies as Mars Attacks, Envy and Steel, some of the worst movies ever made. Did I mention I hated “Sexy Can I”?

~Do we need another Diary of a Wimpy Kidmovie?: What this one called, Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Tokyo Drift?

~Wait, that Home Alone kid is supposed to be a DJ too? : Did you know that Macaulay Culkin is supposedly a DJ too. First, there was Paris and now this guy? He seems to be very sick at the moment being extra skinny. He claims he doesn't have a drug problem.

~Lana Wachowski (The artist formerly known as Larry): This is somewhat old news because she/he was turning into a woman as early as the third matrix. I don't understand why it is a big deal now considering it was reported back in 2005. By the way, the Wachowskis don't usually do promotional or press things such as the video above. They almost never promote their own movies. Can the Wachowskis really pull off another hit after the shitty movie Speed Racer?

~KFC day: Let's do it. Truth be told, the only one that wins in the end is the Corn companies.

~The Scorpion King: I agree with the reviewer that the plot has some major problems, but I actually like the movie on a pure action movie level. It is certainly a throwback to those sword movies from the 80s with the cheeky one-liners. The Rock is great. And, Kelly Hu is extremely hot! Why was Vince McMahona Producer on the film? Because, he owned the name “The Rock”. He had nothing to do with the movie.

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Probably the creepiest mugshot ever...

This handsome gentlemen punched his wife because he thought his wife was cheating on him with Mitt Romney. From Smoking Gun, ((Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate (and not some hunky, severely conservative sidepiece), Turpin apparently was not placated. Gray said that he “became upset because she was attempting to communicate with friends through her Facebook account.”))

I mean he's an total a-hole, but he looks like a grown up fish-person from one of George Lucas' dreams. If a turd came to life, it would be this guy.

Why are his cheeks so puffy?  Is he hiding something in them? 

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