Chick-fil-A: Eat more poop...

F' you, again. After seeing this picture of Sarah Palin and her hubby embracing Chick-fil-A bags as if to make a statement, I am now not going to eat there anymore. I hate boycotting stuff and acting like I am self rightous by not buying a bag of chicken, but the fact certain people are going out of their way to buy the damn chicken and tweets about it sickens me. I support gay marriage by not caring if people of the same sex want to hook...

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Allison Niemeyer: Best mother of the world? (AKA No Child Left Behind)

Allison Niemeyer: Best mother of the world? (AKA No Child Left Behind)Man, this lady can run like it is no one's business. I mean we could use her for the Olympics for crap's sake. She must be tapping into that speed power that the Flash uses for his great speeds.From Huff Post, ((Officials say Allison Niemeyer, 19, and her sister, Laura Niemeyer, 22, started stuffing several items of clothing inside Allison's diaper bag, including one bathing...

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Mindy Meyer Running for office: Okay...

Mindy Meyer Running for office: We all loseYes, I went to her site and I want to stab my ears out because of the bad remix of “I'm Sexy and I know it”. Her site literally looks like a throwback to the those annoying MySpace pages from back in early 2000s. I guess someone had too much money and supports her campaign. Is this for real? From her horrible pink website, ((A lifelong Flatbush resident, Mindy is the first young woman in the history...

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The Dark Knight Rises (Part 1 of 3)

The Dark Knight Rises (Part 1 of 3)The Dark Knight Rises is a very entertaining wrap up to the Nolan Batman trilogy.  While I am torn if this is better the second movie, this one wraps up many of the threads and themes from the first movie nicely.  To be fair, this movie is closer to a sequel to Batman Begins than The Dark Knight.  Not everything gets paid off, but you will be leaving the theater feeling the story is complete. ...

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Random Things

Random Things~Chrono Break: Do you remember when there was talk of a new Chrono Trigger game way back in 2001? Square trademarked the name Chrono Break in both the US and Japan, and fans of the series got wind of it and went crazy. Square isn't really into other RPGs other than Final Fantasy spin-off. ~No Chicken, or they just out of Chicken? Oh, boy. ~YOLO: You only live once. Really, you have to acronym for this stupid phrase? I...

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Kristen Stewart cheated and we eat it

Well, I kind of understand...Not that I really care, but...After looking at this picture, is there any wonder why Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob? It looks like a cross between a hobbit and cave troll you put on your dashboard.  I mean could imagine waking up beside that monster?  (Keep in mind this is coming from an ugly person who writes blogs about people that are richer than I.)I personally don't find her that attractive. I see her...

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RIP Sherman Hemsley (AKA George Jefferson)

RIP Sherman Hemsley (AKA George Jefferson)It looks like all my syndicated TV show stars are dying recently. From People.com, ((Hemsley died at his home in El Paso, Texas, police say. A cause of death was not immediately known. ))I remember watching re-runs of The Jeffersons as a child. I watched this with Different Strokes. I really liked seeing a black family “make it” and move into a richer neighborhood (A deluxe apartment in the sky)...

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Christian Bale: A truly great guy...

Christian Bale: A truly great guy...Bale actually visited with some of the victims during his visit to Aurora. This guy has had some anger issues, but he's been really knocking it out of the park recently. Remember, he stood up to some Chineseofficers during his visit to China recently.He also visited the Memorial outside the theater. From SF Gate ((Bale also stopped by a growing memorial near the theater and walked among the 12 crosses erected...

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DJ Paris Hilton: You Lose.

DJ Paris Hilton: This is probably the worst DJ-ing I've ever heard...Brazil, please tell me no one paid to go see her practice her DJ Skillz? And, she decided to sing with her track. This shit is really bad folks. It sickens me to see her fall into yet another profession she has no interest in fully learning. She was a terrible pornstar. Her acting career was short-lived, and her singing career was bad. I guess she thought she'd become a...

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Let me make my complex point via 150 characters...(rant on FB and Twitter too)

A friend posted this on her FB page, I really like her and we see a lot of things eye to eye. But, I totally disagree with this photo below. This “discussion” is not that simply by making a straw man argument via a poster. This is the reason I kind of hate Facebook...Half-assed political statements. (on both left and right sides)I have a few conservative friends that are fierce gun people. Whenever someone shoots someone, they come out of...

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Early thoughts for The Dark Knight Rises

Early thoughts for The Dark Knight RisesFirst off, I really loved the movie. I am now siding with this being better than the second movie. I'll have a proper view soon. I am just a little busy now. -Theater Exit: I keep looking away from the screen down to the theater exit hoping no stupid knucklehead came in. I hate the fact I am worrying about some copycat trying to ruin this for me. In the words of SF, F' you, James Holmes. -I was impressed...

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Michelle Jenneke: Now this is cute

Michelle Jenneke: Now this is cuteThat smile, that body, I think I am in love. Damn she's cute. She has become a meme in a manner of speaking as millions of dudes have watched this video of her (And some girls). They call her  "The Hottest Hurdler Ever."More female hurdlers need to warm up like this. When I warm up, I never look this good. It usually starts with a crack and then a fart .Also, please note the confused girls in the back....

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And, now it begins...again. 2012 Aurora shooting

And, now it begins...again. After the horrible shooting at the Dark Knight Rises opening in Aurora, we're already getting the left leaning blowback with people trying to connect the violence to movies and video games. Hey, how about the fact this guy was armed to the teeth or the fact he was mentally disturbed? People stop overreacting and go see the damn movie. Don't let some f'ed up asshole ruin your weekend. El Presador pretty...

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Top Cat: The Movie?

Top Cat: The Movie? How did this movie even get green-lit? For some strange reason, this Hanna-Barbera character is very popular in the Spanish-speaking community. The kicker is this cheap movie was a huge hit in Mexico. It broke records in Mexico. Oh, it hasn't been confirmed for a US/Canada release. Something tells me the studio knows it will get creamed here in North America. Oh, and take a look at the Wiki page with the plot. It has...

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Whatzupwitu: Eddie Murphy and MJ.

Whatzupwitu: Eddie Murphy and MJ. And, you thought Norbit and Pluto Nash were bad.You know it's Hip 90s because it has a “z” thrown in there. As mentioned in this Cracked story, Michael Jackson had nothing to do with the song, and just came in to do backup stuff. Eddie Murphy's ego was too big for him not to try another stupid comeback with this music. He tried it earlier with Party All the Time. I guess all the house/dance beats from 90s gave...

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Justin Bieber's Rolling Stone Magazine cover (Manly)

Justin Bieber's Rolling Stone Magazine cover (Manly)Okay, there are so many things wrong with this cover, but Bieber himself inflicted this new RS on us via Twitter.From MTV, ((The pop star retweeted the cover photo after a fan got her RS copy in the mail and tweeted out a photo of it. The headline reads, "Hot, Ready, Legal," and the accompanying photo shows a much more mature version of the singer than his fans might be used...

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Thomas Jane as the Punisher…again…sort of…

Thomas Jane as the Punisher…again…sort of…Warning, this short film is bloody and violent.  However, it is as cool as hell.  This is the Punchier movie we wanted after the origin story.   Yes, the extended cameo by Ron Perlman was cool.  I personally liked the 2004 version of the Punisher.  Jane was spot on as the character.  When they were doing Punisher War Zone, he was up for the part.  He read the script...

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Tom Cruise Wife Auditions

Tom Cruise Wife AuditionsEverything about this skit is spot on.  -The Harry Potter bit is funny. -The voice on Emma Stone bit was spot on.  -The actor doing Tom Cruise is spot on.  -One of the questions has to be, "Do you believe in a Warlord named Xenu?"Everyone said something like this happened way back when Katie started “dating” Cruise.  We will never know.  But there will be a Cruise Wife 4.0 or 4.5.  Side Note,...

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Popeye’s Chicken brings the worst out of people?

Popeye’s Chicken brings the worst out of people?  Him pushing that woman would have made me want to hit him.  The other people showed great restraint.  -Why does he keep using the hand sanitizer?-I love that the cell phone recorder is upset she didn’t get her chicken.  -So, this guy ends up in jail because they didn’t instantly have his rice. Look, I’ve been pissed off because the fast food place was slow, but this is a bit too far.   Remember this?  Man, Popeyes’ just makes us look bad. Yes, this video makes...

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A re-edited Batman and Robin trailer (not too bad)

A re-edited Batman and Robin trailer (not too bad)This actually makes Batman and Robin look like a compelling piece of film instead of a compelling piece of crap. I would have cut out the first few seconds with the girlfriend of Bruce. It is a great edit by Jeremy Jahns. I found it through his funny B&R review. However, not enough editing could ever fix this mess of a movie. Screw you, Joel Schumacher. ...

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Wreck-It Ralph

Wreck-It Ralph Yep, Disney is making a video game-based animated movie. It has a bit of Toy Story vibe to it and a bit of Kingdom Hearts. We get to see the VG world once the arcade closes. The movie is clearly a throwback to the original games from the 80s. And, I find that very cool. I am not sure the Tumblr-Twitter kids of this age will understand or like the movie, but we'll see. The movie uses licensed characters from other games. And,...

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Listening to The Dark Knight Rises score (a few thoughts)

Listening to The Dark Knight Rises score (a few thoughts)I must break the Bat.  I personally think James Newton Howard should have came back for the last film since he co-wrote the scores for the earlier films. You could clearly hear the differences between the two composers in the scores, but they blended in well. For this new score, Zimmer goes in alone for the composing duties. I really do like this score a lot because Zimmer added...

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Skinny Jeans Rant...again

Skinny Jeans...My Thoughts exactly...How does one sit with jeans that tight or ride a bike (fixed gear)? You can't even walk fast!Word. Nothing pisses me off more than seeing some young hipster with these tight ass pants on and wearing a old Transformers shirt. If you're a dude and wearing skinny jeans, you need to knock it off. We have equipment down there. Please bring the baggy jeans back. Heck I'll take guys sagging more than d-bags...

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Buxom Bandit: Please rob me?

Buxom Bandit: Please rob me? "That's not a knife, these are boobs"I was going to write about this story a few days ago. The Young Turks brought it up again. However, I didn't know that the Buxom Bandit flashed her “cold cuts”.  The cashier threw cigarettes at her in response.  As far as mating rituals go, I don't think that's the proper response to a woman flashing you.  Neither is it the correct response when...

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