Uh, is this real or a parody?

Uh, is this real or a parody?

I found this on Reddit. I have a lot of questions.

-Why is the woman at the beginning wearing that stupid hat?

-Why are the bully kids just walking their bikes?

-Why are the bikes too big for all three of them?

-What is the message behind this story? Don't pick on people or you might get run over.

-After the child gets hit, one child is a little too happy about it. “Did you see that?”

-Why did the mom bring out drinks after watching a kid die?   

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are throwing in the Xenu Towel (Divorce that is)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are throwing in the Xenu Towel (Divorce that is)

From Reuters, ((Hollywood superstar couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to divorce, People magazine reported, citing Holmes' attorney.))

After five years of “Free Katie”, I guess she and we will finally see that happen. Here's the kicker, this time it was Katie that filed for divorce. Karama is a bitch, because it was Tom Cruise that blindsided Nicole Kidman. And, Kidman hasn't seen her children since then.

From Huffington Post, ((According to TMZ, Holmes is the one who filed for divorce, citing "irreconcilable differences," and is asking for sole legal and primary residential custody of Suri. Their sources add that Cruise apparently did not see the divorce coming.))

Oh, it gets better too. Katie wants sole custody of her daughter TMZ is reporting. Double ouch. This was the shit he pulled with Kidman when she wouldn't go along with his Scientology church and they made sure to disconnect from their mother.

Katie and Tom's marriage was so annoyingly public that it seemed like it was a front constructed by the Space Church. (Oh, and remember that incident with her hands turning purple after a Space Church purification?)

You can blame the state of her career on the bad press she got from joining his Space Church and marrying him. At the time, Scientology was being attacked by the blow-back from the South Park-gate and she was caught in the cross-hairs. There was some behind the scenes battles with WB after Batman Begins. WB recast her Rachel Dawescharacter with another actress. When the Dark Knight came out she did Mad Money instead. That movie barely broke even. Her career hasn't fully healed ever since marrying him.

And, don't forget she was in one of the worst movies of all times...Jack and Jill.

Make no mistake about it, she wants out of the church and she wants to take her daughter with her too. It's going to get ugly. (up in here, up in here)

Krispy Kreme Da Rapper (Not the tasty donuts)

Krispy Kreme Da Rapper (Not the tasty donuts)

A song for the ladies…

He has a bit of Bubba Sparks in his vibe doesn’t he?  Actually, he is a cross between Marky-Mark and Bubba.  I’m not sure if this was done for real or created to fan the trolls.  I mean look at his face he looks Marky-Mark. 

Someone from Facebook treated (inflicted?) me to this rapper and I found him to be entertaining in a “Hot Problems” Rebecca Black sort of way. He's has some internet fame it seems, enough for there to be a Wiki page on him and his buddy Money Maker Mike.

And, yes, the tall nerd standing with him, doing nothing is called Money Maker Mike. I guess he is Kreme's DJ Jazzy Jeff.  Does Mike have any rap skills? 

To be fair, his rap skills (skillz?) have improved over the three videos.  That’s not saying much, but still. 

Why is he jumping around a playground?

Why is he named after a doughnut?

A massage to the haters…

They Got Mike!

Why did they kidnap Mike?  It is because they ran over Mike’s bike?  Is that a motive? 

This has to be troll bait right?  

Cab Driver does a pretty good Michael Jackson…

Cab Driver does a pretty good Michael Jackson…

Cabbie Does Amazing Michael Jackson Impression - Watch More Funny Videos

That was pretty good.  I think he didn’t hit the notes correctly, but he got the MJ voice down that’s for sure.  I’d want this cabby to sing for me.  

New Judge Dredd trailer

 New Judge Dredd trailer

Honestly, I actually like this trailer a lot.  They really didn’t change the outfit that much.  And, I like that we never see Dredd take off his helmet in the trailer. 

Compare the new trailer to the old awful movie starring Sylvester Stallone.  As far as I know there will be no Rob (Surf Ninjas) Schneider.  Now, isn’t this concept of a group of cops fighting an entire apartment complex from an Asian film?

If you get a chance, re-watch the Stallone version. I will give the movie credit for its score and amazing FX for the cityscape.  It truly feels like an oversized city.  Too bad the acting and writing aren’t as good. 

Mes-sa loves this

Message to Hardcore PC gamers?

For a while PC gaming had the independent developers and games on their sides, but it seems both Microsoft and Sony have had many of these independent games on their networks.  I still do like Steam on the PC, despite not having the time to use it as much.

Gaming consoles have become light computers in a sense too. 

I am starting to see a growing trend of buggy games starting to sneak their way onto console gaming systems.    I guess because they can fix it via online updates.  

Random Stuff

Random Stuff

~True Blood: It is very good this year. I like some of the new stuff they threw into the world this year. HBO has had some really good shows on the network. I liked seeing the origines of Pam before her vampire turning.

~Community: I am not even sure I'll even bother watching Community this upcoming season. And, the season finale could be viewed as a series finale. It was certainly written that way. Having the major shakeup with the writing crew just can't be good for the show. There won't be six seasons and a movie.

~Standing in Line: As I've gotten older, I've noticed I have a low tolerance for standing in lines now. I don't like having people around me anyway, but it's gotten worst to the point that I hate being around people in general. Lines are the worst of both worlds because they surround you from front and back with people. I remember standing in line to get my reserved PS2 way back in the day. Today, I won't even bother doing that. I still have that heavy PS2 sitting somewhere. Now, where is that thing?

~Oh Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine!

~That's My Boy: Well, the latest Adam Sandler movie has failed. The movie cost 70 million to make and it has only made 29 million worldwide. Ouch, even the legion of Sandler fans didn't bother seeing the movie. Where as Jack and Jill was a modest hit, this one will never make its money back. Sandler movies stick to a formula and that's it. I still like Anger Management, despite it sticking to that Sandler Formula. And, why was this movie 70 Million? It makes no sense. If you're going to make money, you have to stop making these 70 + comedies.

~I will get to my second part of the Prometheus review.  Movie reviews take longer to write than other things. 

Circus Afro Baby...

Circus Afro Baby...

I hate Justin Bieber, but this is funny. I know that Chris Rock is tired of hearing this, but damn this funny.

Bonus

Major Beating on highway...(Road Rage)

Major Beating on highway...(Road Rage)

This is a brutal fight. The guy in the red shirt was actually a good fighter, but they knocked him out before he got up. They gang up on him like a bunch of punks. The worst part is when they continue to beat him after he's been knocked out. What assholes.

Here's the full video.

Here's the good news: these two assholes have turned themselves in. And, this is partly because of YouTube. From Huff Post, ((He says 21-year-old David Mendez and 27-year-old Edras Ramirez, both of Los Angeles, were jailed on suspicion of assault. They remain jailed Thursday.

Authorities believe they're the men who were videotaped beating and kicking a man on a transition road to the Interstate 5 freeway on June 12.))

Here's the kicker, the victim was arrested too for a completely different reason. From AP, ((The man who was beaten in the video, identified as Jerry Patterson, was arrested without incident in Altadena on an outstanding warrant on suspicion of DUI, hit and run and assault in a May 25 incident, the California Highway Patrol told NBC4-TV on Thursday ))

So, yeah he's an a-hole too, but he didn't deserve the beating.  

The Dark Knight Rises (new Nokia Trailer)

The Dark Knight Rises (new Nokia Trailer)

Holy crap that is a good trailer.  It makes me want to see the movie even more. 

Notes:

-You see the famous breakout scene where Bane’s people take apart a plane in mid-air. 

-There is a clip where you see prisoners breaking out of prison.  This might be based on the Knight Fall series where Bane broke out all the bad criminals in order to wear down Batman.  So, we’re seeing a bit of that mixed into the script.

-There’s that great moment where Joseph Gordon-Levitt talks to that kid.

-The Bridges blowing up is clearly a take on the No Man’s Land storyline.  And, it is an impressive scene. 

-What does the broken Batman mask mean?  Did Bane break the Batman like in Knight Fall? 

-I loved the Morgan Freeman moment.  “Remember where you parked?”

-While it has been confirmed that Liam Neeson will appear in a cameo, I still think we will see Ra's al Ghulalive and well. 

-"My wife?"

Nicole Janeway (Geneviève Bujold) (The 1st Janeway)

Nicole Janeway (Geneviève Bujold)

Yes, it seems a bit off doesn't it?  

Bujold just doesn't have same warmness as Kate Mulgrew. VOY had some good performances and Mulgrew does a great job because she has a softer tone to her performance, but still keeping it strong. Bujold doesn't seem to have a strong presence either. When Bujold was playing the role the character was called Nicole Janeway. (She wanted the name Nicole) You can notice that Bujold keeps her distance from everyone while Kate seems to always have a closeness to people.

They were filming the pilot when Bujold promptly quit show after a couple of days of shooting. From Memory Alpha,((She quit after a day and a half of shooting, with the public reason being she was unaccustomed to the hectic pace of television filming. Other rumored reasons included dissatisfaction with her performance on the part of the producers and dissatisfaction with the character on the part of Bujold))

Rumor has it, she had a breakdown on set with the entire crew and actors watching. The director got angry with this display of weakness.  He said, "Don't act this way, you're the captain."

From Memory Alpha, ((Berman also recalled that after working on the set during the second day of shooting, Bujold went to her trailer in tears. Later, both "Caretaker" director Winrich Kolbe and Berman met with her there and asked her to go home))